Sunday 20 January 2013

Turns out I am a TERRIBLE Blogger!

I will never be able to make a living writing a blog! And really that is too bad, because if we are being perfectly honest I would MUCH rather sit on my ass and write a blog than go to a 'real' job any day.

That being said: All of you 'Bloggers' out there please don't attack me and tell me that blogging is a 'real' job. Cause I get it (obviously) I really do, blogging isn't easy. All the ideas you need to have and the time that goes into making a nice blog... Blah, blah, blah!! You go to my job for a week and you will know what I am talking about.

So really I'm not even sure why I still have this blog up and running? Can you erase a blog? I don't even know the real answer to that question.. Shoot.. I must continue to blog then! (HAHA let's count how many times I say 'blog' in this post! Shoot.. Sorry kids!)
I think my problem is really that I have all these great ideas that I want to write about, I sit down with my thoughts in my head and then there are so many things around to distract me! The internet is a CRAZY place! (I say that like I get caught up in internet-y type things, when really I just get distracted on 'stupid' things like Twitter and Netflix.) So really my only problem is that I have the attention span of a gnat.
(see right there I had to Google how to spell gnat. Then I started reading about them when really I have NO interest AT all about gnats!)

The point of this post was really to just state that I am a terrible blogger... Sorry kids!!

This brings me to another point... I say that a lot... "Sorry kids" "Okay kids" "Good job Kids" You get the point right?? Well I say it to adults, some are younger than me some MUCH older... As it turns out the ones that are MUCH older don't like it when you call them kids. They think it is demeaning. REALLY? Here is an idea. Don't be such a stuck up ass hole, and don't take things so literally.. Good-ness... I got in trouble. IN TROUBLE for saying "Good job kids" or something to that affect(effect?) to some old ladies at work...  Fuck outta here. That is all I have to say about that!! Get your head out of your ass. xoxo

This is all for tonight... Talk to y'all later.

xoxo